Classic Bike T-shirt
These GENUINE T-shirts—conceived, designed and printed right here in England—are becoming very popular. They're original and exclusive to Sump.
More to the point, you get to wear a pretty classy T-shirt that will age well, look good for a long time, and end up as a useful polishing mop for your pride and joy.
All our shirts are worn (and loved) by us. We wouldn't want you to wear anything that doesn't pass the FAMOUS SUMP PERSONAL APPAREL TEST. So if it ain't good enough for our good selves, you'll never see it on these pages.
But take care. If you buy one, you'll come back for another...
Postage and packing (P&P): UK £3.00. EU £5.00. Worldwide £6.00.
Colour: Black only
Extra large: 46 inches or 117 cm
Large: 42 inches or 106 cm
Medium: 38 inches or 99 cm
Small: 35 inches or 89 cm
Take note that we don't sell, trade, or give away your private data. It's used for us alone. You'll never get Viagra junk mail, or ANY junk mail, from data supplied by us.
So trust us, or don't trust us. Only Sump and your undertaker will ever know how fat you really are.
We usually despatch next day, but public holidays and heavy ordering issues will inevitably slow us down a little.
Pay with Paypal. No account is necessary. Just use your credit or debit card. It's safe, and easy.
"Dear Sump. This is a nice T-shirt. I'm glad I ordered it."
"Nice designed T-shirt. Very amusing message."
"Hello Mr Sump. This item is very nice. I like it. Thank you for service."
"Ordered yesterday afternoon. Received it this morning. Can you get it delivered faster next time?"
All Sump T-shirt designs are produced entirely by us right here in Sumpland. We're not claiming any connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Sump T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and we'll look into it when we next sober up.
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